Free electricity for irrigation for all farmers within five years.
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
40 promises (headline, major, and 4 vague) out of an estimated 130+ bullet points on printed pages 5-12 of the 16-page manifesto.
Rated 34 of 40 promises (live: includes provisional ratings)
“Theek-Thaak”
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
“The scooty has a budget and a rulebook; it is still waiting at the showroom.”
“Two crore devices promised; about a quarter have arrived, the rest are still buffering.”
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Gol gol baatein detected. Measure karne ke liye kuch nahi mila.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Glass aadha bhara hai. Ya aadha khaali. Depends kaun puch raha hai.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Glass aadha bhara hai. Ya aadha khaali. Depends kaun puch raha hai.
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
“The Rs 1,500 pension is still waiting at the Rs 1,000 stop.”
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
“The film city is still in pre-production.”
Gol gol baatein detected. Measure karne ke liye kuch nahi mila.
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
Arre wah! Ye toh sach mein hua.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Board laga hai: kaam chalu hai. Hum bhi dekh rahe hain.
Gol gol baatein detected. Measure karne ke liye kuch nahi mila.
Gol gol baatein detected. Measure karne ke liye kuch nahi mila.
Read from the official BJP PDF (bjp.org/files/election-manifesto-documents/UP_Lok_Kalyan_Sankalp_Patra-2022 (1)_0.pdf) via its Wayback Machine copy, as bjp.org timed out. The PDF text layer drops Hindi conjuncts, so quotes were transcribed from rendered page images; page numbers are the printed ones (PDF page minus 2). Delivery evidence relies mainly on UP budget speeches 2022-23 to 2026-27 (budget.up.nic.in, Kruti Dev font, read after conversion and spot-checked against page images); evidence quotes from them are English translations. An earlier draft's promises on PM-KISAN for landless farmers and laptops were dropped: neither appears in the manifesto text. Coaching (Abhyudaya, for all interested youth) and scooty (meritorious college-going girls) wording was corrected to match the document. Term runs to about March 2027, so most verdicts are provisional.